Friday, January 15, 2010

Analyze This

I <3 Google Analytics. It's the best tool to use to check on how people view your blog. It's a way for me to creep on the creepers. The most amusing part of Google Analytics has to be the top search queries. Here are a few of my favorites that I got over the past few weeks... Maybe you'll recognize some as your own.

"all i want for christmas is a stick"
...A stick that won't break, right Jason?

"hi sabres"
Hi. Let's hope that wasn't a mispelling of the word "high", just saying.

"how could i say hi to paul gaustad?"
Gee, I don't know. You should probably just honk at him or something.

"how many games has ryan miller been pulled"
WHAT?! Miller getting pulled?! BLASPHEMY. Clearly the answer is NONE, ZIP, NADA. Next question please...

"what is the best definition for sassy"
I'm glad you asked. Look no further than right here.

"miller dislikes maple leafs"
I know, isn't it great?

"ryan miller jesus"
You don't have to tell me twice.

"ryan miller stabbing gomez"
There's a whole lot of win going on with this.

"playoffs you kiddin me"
No, no I'm not kidding.

"man with hair all over his face"
Hmm...you couldn't be referring to this man, could you?




shlovezzz it.

4 comments:

Tara said...

LMAO!! Too funny! Hey I'M not a creeper, I just a fellow Sabres fan :) And to answer the "how could i say hi to paul gaustad?" question -- my parents just saw him at some car place getting new wiper blades last weekend. They just waved. He waved back. There's not much to it!

Caroline said...

Don't worry Tara...I use the word "creeper" as a term of endearment.

They just waved. He waved back.
Haha that's pretty cute.

Phil said...

Figuring out how to get Goose to say hi is a total mystery when it comes to autographs after a pre-game skate :(

Caroline said...

I'm sure there is something you could entice him with. Some energy saving tips, perhaps?