Sunday, February 22, 2009

Open Letter to Miller's Left Ankle



Dear Ryan Miller's left ankle,

Firstly, I want to express my deepest sympathies in the sprain you endured when your owner fell and landed on you awkwardly no doubt making you twist in a way that you didn't want to be twisted, which must have caused you a great deal of pain. Secondly, I am writing you this to let you know how important you are to us and how a speedy recovery is essential. Look, I'm sure you understand how important you are to Ryan. You two have been together since the beginning, and I'm sure after 28 years with him, you two have developed an everlasting bond and there's no question that you really mean a lot to him. But I'm not sure if you understand your importance to the rest of us. You're not only important to the Buffalo Sabres, but your important to all of the fans of Buffalo. Right now we're all pulling for you and you're currently the hot topic to talk about around the city. Right now you hold all the cards and you decide when Ryan will be able to return to tend goal for our beloved hockey team.

So Ryan's left ankle, I write to you not as a plea, but just to give you a few words of encouragement while you're not feeling so good. I hope you get all the R.I.C.E. that you need. I'm sure Ryan is going to do his best to treat you well during this difficult time, and I'd just like you to consider his feelings and how badly he must want to come back and play for us right now. This is a very important time in the season and your owner is very important to our team's success. After all Ryan's done for you (you're attached to a franchise NHL goaltender's body, and there aren't that many left ankles that can say the same, so I think you should show some gratitude), I think it's not too much to ask for you to recover as quickly as possible. I don't want to rush you, but if you could just do a solid for Ryan, the Sabres, and for all of the fans, then it would be greatly appreciated and it would not go unnoticed.

So get well soon and try to improve your owner's spirits by not being such a nuisance and heal quickly and properly! We're all pulling for you.

All my best,
Caroline

P.S. - Say hi to Ryan for me.

4 comments:

Frostee said...

I second that...and I promise, Ryan Miller's Ankle, that I will try not to hate you.

Caroline said...

I second that...and I promise, Ryan Miller's Ankle, that I will try not to hate you.

I really hope in the upcoming days we won't hear any news that will make me write another letter to Ryan's left ankle saying, "Fuck you, Ryan's Miller's left ankle, fuck you."

Jill said...

I really hope in the upcoming days we won't hear any news that will make me write another letter to Ryan's left ankle saying, "Fuck you, Ryan's Miller's left ankle, fuck you."

LA LA LA... I'm not listening!!!

Good letter... maybe talking tenderly and loving to his ankle will get it better sooner.

Caroline said...

maybe talking tenderly and loving to his ankle will get it better sooner.

That's what I'm hoping for!